**** March 30th 2025

This the editorial section of this crap I call a website. Yeah, I spent the money to have a kick ass domain name, it was this or I keep gooning on the Tango app. I need to be productive while I’m slaving, I mean, working and trying to find my purpose, I mean, finish school, specifically film school. Okay too many commas. If I”m going to be an editor I better start with whipping my own ass. I do find wet wipes make your butt hole feel clean. Its nice to have a sanitized rectum. If you haven’t guessed this site is just for shits and giggles. I have too many random ideas floating in my head like satellite debris, and well this felt like the right fucking place to put such zany ideas… via the internet. I feel the tabloid is a lost art do to cancel culture. AND now I think we can mix it all up, shake up the status quo and jump outside the box. Wow, what a long sentence, anyways this free-writing baby, I no idea what I’m doing or what to even talk about. I’m just letting the words write the story of my life in only two hours. Yeah this all makes sense. Trick question? I only wrote that because I over heard it on my mom’s T.V. in the other room, because I needed to stall, to think of something to to talk about… Oh Lady Gaga and Ye put out an album…. Not together, separately. Gez, my conversational skill are convoluted. And I’m sure people don’t really like those two artists, I feel I’ve been under that rock for too long. DON’T READ IN THAT! No crack rock puns… Who am I kidding, this is the internet… Have a field day :D. Comedy is a rough animal, like rubbing a porcupine on your face in the middle of a blizzard after you have just shaved with a rusty razor. (man this guys is nuts, the run-ons are fucking signature) Again thanks for reading this part. The fake articles on here make a lot more sense than I am trying to right now. Like what were we even talking about. You see no topic… I need to have a topic next time… Be more prepared type shit. See what happens when you invest in porn. You become narrow minded. X went down, they say it was a cyber attack, but I’m feeling X went down that E-girl content rabbit hole. OR. Or it was a cyber attack to compromise E-girl rabbit hole content. Literally people are becoming in real life (NPCs) Non-playable characters. Soon we will all be E-punk and buy our Starbucks with NFTs. Life will be algorithm where saying “that’s so cringe,” is the same as calling someone a jabroni. All will be right once GTA 6 drops from the sky like rain over forest fires. Please fasten your Heelys, and go straight into the busy freeway intersection, only mad because you forget your wallet again ****